Originally Posted by
allusred
Hit's lak thes arftur spendin long time studee inn fur a Degreee, dropped out, wisht Ah knowed tha Finalee exam had to be took on the beach in daylight. Sholly wanted ta get the Deeplomee in Appreciation Sand Castle Design.
Figgert stead a weepin oar Spiolled Cow Juice, so to speek.
Set tew woik on a pro jeck fur tha Fire Faire, hits a nine foots ter each a th six or seven sidees Barbee-crew Grille,
Lots a Crow shayin tew be did an times er shoat.
The Faire Fare's gone be on the same three days as His Excellency Sir. Dog Rockets Cigarfest & Orgy, when ever that is.
Sad butt ah hopes yew wont miss it if you can.