Quote Originally Posted by chain_gang View Post
Unannounced is the way to roll - I prefer to call them 'surprises'. Wife doesn't allow indoor smoking, but she knows who's boss when you roll into town and hopefully she won't have to be reminded like last time.
The one orgy I was smoking a Tequilla infused Gurkha cigar. I told the guys it tasted like ass. The wife called and asked how things where and how the cigar was. I told her it was good. I was in trouble when I made it home because she saw the post on facebook where I was tagged and described the cigar as having notes of ass. So we all know I was not the boss.