Help us settle a debate

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Originally Posted by DogRockets

Man I step into a meeting and come out only to find cigarbum has gone crazy!

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You gonna pay the man now?

Betting is the same as gambling.
Gambling is a sin. You must know that, yet you callously did it anyway.

I think both you assholes should send me not one or two but seven cigars each as punishment for your wickedness.

:D

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Originally Posted by DogRockets

Man I step into a meeting and come out only to find cigarbum has gone crazy!

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Word on the street is that a whippin' post is being constructed. Don't know why though.... ;)

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Originally Posted by DogRockets

@Horseshoe and I apparently had a bet that I wouldn't buy any cigars until the 4th of July (after buying the 22 lb box from Heath earlier this year). The stakes were a cigar of the others choice for the winner.

Brent is now claiming I lost the bet.

Here are the facts:
- Previously I had sent some money to someone using paypal with no description in the message area. Essentially a gift if you will.
- Today I received a box of Tat Jekyll in the mail. 9 in the box - not even a full box. It was an apparent bomb from another brother.

Brent claims this was a purchase and he gets a cigar from me. I say I still haven't bought anything.

Time for another famous DogRockets poll - who wins the bet?

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APRIL 1st you posted that you had made a purchase....I had 11 days it was 11 days..you posted...if its posted it happened....get that CIGAR @Horseshoe

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Originally Posted by Lynn

APRIL 1st you posted that you had made a purchase....I had 11 days it was 11 days..you posted...if its posted it happened....get that CIGAR @Horseshoe

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That post was an April fool's joke based on a famous cigar post they had. No cigars exchanged hands then.

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Originally Posted by DogRockets

That post was an April fool's joke based on a famous cigar post they had. No cigars exchanged hands then.

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still busted

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Originally Posted by jp1979

still busted

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Yup. He lost.

Did DogRockets vote 3 times?!? ;)

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Originally Posted by DogRockets

That post was an April fool's joke based on a famous cigar post they had. No cigars exchanged hands then.

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well on this one you made a foundation contribution..an received compensation...get that CIGAR Horseshoe.....

Fellow bums, as all of you have noticed I've been missing lately. Don't worry, I'm ok. Just working on my big comeback show after my suspension is lifted. It's gonna be must-see television!

But the travesty of this poll and thread has made me break my silence. I was there when this bet was made. @Horseshoe is wrong. He clearly said bombs were exempt from this wager. I've reviewed the data presented above and must say it's up there with the best fabricated evidence I've ever seen! Someone created a fake website, populated it with a faux DogRockets, and left trader feedback. Doctored screen shots of "conversations" obviously edited by photoshop. On and on. What a great night time story to tell your kids! Fiction!

While the majority of cigarbum has erroneously voted for @Horseshoe , he will still lose this poll. Much like the United States of America and our presidential vote, an electoral college was established by cigarbum for situations such as this. Much like my main man, creator of the internet and thus creator of cigarbum Al Gore found out in 2000, the popular vote does not mean victory. And thus, Brent has lost.
@Horseshoe , give @DogRockets his cigar!

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Originally Posted by BrianWilliams

Fellow bums, as all of you have noticed I've been missing lately. Don't worry, I'm ok. Just working on my big comeback show after my suspension is lifted. It's gonna be must-see television!

But the travesty of this poll and thread has made me break my silence. I was there when this bet was made. @Horseshoe is wrong. He clearly said bombs were exempt from this wager. I've reviewed the data presented above and must say it's up there with the best fabricated evidence I've ever seen! Someone created a fake website, populated it with a faux DogRockets, and left trader feedback. Doctored screen shots of "conversations" obviously edited by photoshop. On and on. What a great night time story to tell your kids! Fiction!

While the majority of cigarbum has erroneously voted for @Horseshoe , he will still lose this poll. Much like the United States of America and our presidential vote, an electoral college was established by cigarbum for situations such as this. Much like my main man, creator of the internet and thus creator of cigarbum Al Gore found out in 2000, the popular vote does not mean victory. And thus, Brent has lost.
@Horseshoe , give @DogRockets his cigar!

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Finally some common sense around here!

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Originally Posted by DogRockets

Finally some common sense around here!

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Looks like Mr. Williams found his crack pipe....;)

see post #15:

http://www.cigarbum.com/forum/showth...New-site/page2

then reference this thread:

http://www.botl.org/threads/de-uc-pi...-jekyll.80686/

This thread is too weird.

In a court of law your as guilty as Aaron Hernandez

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Originally Posted by jp1979

see post #15:

http://www.cigarbum.com/forum/showth...New-site/page2

then reference this thread:

http://www.botl.org/threads/de-uc-pi...-jekyll.80686/

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You're reading way too much into that Matlock Bum! Just a friendly hello was all. A simple welcome to cigarbum. Plus I received 9 Jekylls as the bomb, not 4 Jekylls and 3 Jasons.

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Originally Posted by DogRockets

You're reading way too much into that Matlock Bum! Just a friendly hello was all. A simple welcome to cigarbum. Plus I received 9 Jekylls as the bomb, not 4 Jekylls and 3 Jasons.

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I might add that I know him personally, so I can just ask him.

Care to change your story?

@DogRockets

http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/l...psvxmttlnv.jpg

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Originally Posted by jp1979

Care to change your story?

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Alright! I confess! I thought there was no paper trail but the investigative skills of cigarbum were too much for me to overcome. @Horseshoe stand up and collect your winnings - an aged Dark Shark!

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Originally Posted by DogRockets

Alright! I confess! I thought there was no paper trail but the investigative skills of cigarbum were too much for me to overcome. @Horseshoe stand up and collect your winnings - an aged Dark Shark!

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I thought HE GOT TO CHOOSE??????

http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/l...ps0oz8bvqo.jpg

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Originally Posted by Lynn

I thought HE GOT TO CHOOSE??????

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No Joke!

Now I'm curious to see if @DogRockets even has Dark Sharks and if so, how many???

EDIT: I aint knockin' them... hell, they could be the Opus of the $1 cigars. I'm just curious.

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Originally Posted by OldSkoolTarHeel

Sadly, this doesn't change it for me. I still say @Horseshoe wins this one. There's no way somebody bombs 9 Jekylls. Sorry bro, but I shall say it once again:

PAY UP SUCKA!!!

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I think I bombed someone more then that. It was a gift with a purchase. Paging @UncleFesterESQ to the white courtesy phone. To the white courtesy phone please.

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Originally Posted by Schatzman

I think I bombed someone more then that. It was a gift with a purchase. Paging @UncleFesterESQ to the white courtesy phone. To the white courtesy phone please.

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My Uncle Schatzman is very generous... :stogie:

I think it may be time for a cigar intervention on DogRockets. Lying about purchases, hiding them from others, saying he isn't going to buy any more cigars for months, ostracizing his friends, etc. Classic addictive behavior. Don't hate the person, hate the disease.

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Originally Posted by Schatzman

I think I bombed someone more then that. It was a gift with a purchase. Paging @UncleFesterESQ to the white courtesy phone. To the white courtesy phone please.

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Exactly, a gift WITH A PURCHASE.

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Originally Posted by UncleFesterESQ

My Uncle Schatzman is very generous... :stogie:

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We would have a weird family dynamic. I think I am everyone's junior on the forum.

@DogRockets

This one isn't lookin' good for you bro :)

http://media.giphy.com/media/ewnZwi8...facebook_s.jpg

A wise king once had a dilemma similar to this. His solution was to cut the baby in half. OK maybe it wasn't that similar...

I only read a little of this thread, but this is why I dig the folks here...It's like we all live next to each other and hang out, exchange jokes, stories, bitch about work, share the good and bad..... and make lame bets...

Since we have now all been involved in this drama everyone is owed a smoke

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Originally Posted by Zeede

(Dramatic announcer voice)
Next time, on As The Cigar Burns...

...will Horseshoe produce the original documents?
...will the mystery bomber step forward and be revealed?
...will we find out who shot J.R.?

Tune in tomorrow, for the exciting conclusion of As The Cigar Burns!

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The Bums want to know who the mystery Jekyll Bomber is…He's definitely one "generous" bomber.

@DogRockets look who showed up, the MONSTER SCARY guy.

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Originally Posted by jp1979

see post #15:

http://www.cigarbum.com/forum/showth...New-site/page2

then reference this thread:

http://www.botl.org/threads/de-uc-pi...-jekyll.80686/

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Apparently @DogRockets is afraid of "MONSTERS"

To be fair - it was a sucker bet. I mean who among us really thought Mr. Rockets would even come close to July ?
But a bet is a bet and @Horseshoe is the smart gambler who made it and won.
Pay up Jeremy
And I agree that a Jekyll should also be given as a penalty for attempted cigar bet evasion
Padron is it Brent - send him a picture while he's working again !

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Originally Posted by WNYTONY

To be fair - it was a sucker bet. I mean who among us really thought Mr. Rockets would even come close to July ?
But a bet is a bet and @Horseshoe is the smart gambler who made it and won.
Pay up Jeremy
And I agree that a Jekyll should also be given as a penalty for attempted cigar bet evasion
Padron is it Brent - send him a picture while he's working again !

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It is hard to argue with logic like this. My winning stick plus a bonus Jekyll because Jeremy tried to scam me out of my winnings.

Looks like @DogRockets may not have to worry about storing 2 sticks :)

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Originally Posted by OldSkoolTarHeel

Sadly, this doesn't change it for me. I still say @Horseshoe wins this one. There's no way somebody bombs 9 Jekylls. Sorry bro, but I shall say it once again:

PAY UP SUCKA!!!

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Originally Posted by jp1979

I agree with what has been said. NOBODY would randomly bomb you 9 Jekyll. That's $120 bucks worth of cigars, what was the PP amount? Close to that I bet. @DogRockets you know you lost, just pay the man. @Horseshoe I would make him give you a Jekyll.

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Originally Posted by Bernardini

Justin nailed it. Unless it was Mother Teresa, no one is bombing you $120 in cigars. Also, your explanations are too vague, you should go work for the Patriots.

Pay up! @Horseshoe gets one of his choosing, plus a Jekyll for trying to wuss out on the bet!

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Prepare to have your worlds rocked. And as far as I know this guy isn't Mother Teresa...

http://www.botl.org/threads/aftersho...station.80360/

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Originally Posted by 04EDGE40

Prepare to have your worlds rocked. And as far as I know this guy isn't Mother Teresa...

http://www.botl.org/threads/aftersho...station.80360/

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Dogrockets already admitted he paid for them