"I smell a cigar," she said....

[jhedrick83]

Well, you have 4 choices IMO.

1) Continue living your miserable cigar existence as best you can, behind her back and hope she doesn't smell it.

2) Tell her that you enjoy an occasional cigar and want her support in your hobby.

3) Quit smoking cigars and cave to all of her demands.

4) Break her nose.

I am sure there are others.

You forgot- train her to sniff out Truffles. Big money in that apparently, could fund the cigar habit.

Break her nose... Damn Steve...