"I smell a cigar," she said....

[Chad Vegas]

Damn straight - a simple sinus infection will be very effective.......

Outside, an hour later, on a windy day - wow. I'm sorry to say this, but that's pretty impressive.

Look at @c.ortiz108 trying to get a leg up on the defense ! LOL

I doubt she could really smell it, it was probably women's intuition that alerted her that you were enjoying a smoke behind her back. My wife isn't thrilled about me smoking either, but as long as I make an effort to cover up the smell & keep my hygiene in check we remain at peace.