"I smell a cigar," she said....

[droy1958]

Yeah - i kind of thought that too, but I've been on this routine for a few years now and this is a first. I mean, she sometimes comes home early and catches me, so she knows it's going on - but this had me wondering. Maybe she just took a shot and got lucky. We'll know soon enough cause when the rain stops in another day or so, I'm back to burning those bad boys. Like I said, I'm not planning to stop - just trying to minimize her displeasure and maximize my marital opportunities (IYKWIM).

I'm an expert on marriage as I've done it many times. The best thing is to be honest with your wife so there's no secrets or hiding from each other. Nothing worse than sneaking around to have a smoke. Just ask my sixth wife......