Well I came home to a wonderful and unexpected surprise from my wife.
She couldn't wait 12 more hours. Lol
She got me:
A Briarworks pipe
A real nice Columbus Leather Pouch
A couple oz of tobacco
A new jetlite lighter and butane
Some pipe cleaners
And a couple cigars off of my hit list.
Now I have something to be proud of. I honestly cannot believe how much better this pipe feels than my Cob.