I'm Matthew and I'm a nood Pipe Addict

[Mister Moo]

Welcome. Unlike these other "Ha ha. He made a funny" types, I am just glad you refound the pipe and, one hopes, some avenues to more enjoyable tobaccos. Glad you're here. There is so much more to the sport than The Captain (not that that's bad if you enjoy it).

Also, following the newest protocol, be sure to fold up your pipe tool and pipecleaners and put them in a ziplock bag before stuffing them into whatever it is you call a pocket.

v/r

MMoo