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Cellar Fool
I never tell the truth.
I am a liar.
Postulate:
There are no experts on the subject of tobacco ageing.
I am an expert on tobacco ageing.
Axiom:
- I only have experience with my tobacco and environment.
- This information is only meaningful if I tracked the entire process.
- I did.
- I can share my experience.
- I can't tell you what your results will be.
I can only speak for myself.
Do not cellar tobacco if your intent is to age it.
Do not buy tobacco if your intent is to age it.
Theorum:
- Buy as much tobacco as you can afford.
- Cellar it.
- Track it.
- No matter how much you try to stop it, it will age.
- It may not age well.
- Smoke it.
- Have fun.
- You will become an expert on your cellar.
- Not mine.
Outcome:
- Do not ask me if you aged your tobacco correctly.
- I don't know.
- If you insist on my opinion.
- Send me your tobacco.
Conclusion:
I am an expert on tobacco ageing because I know this.
I sometimes tell the truth.
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Well stated Pete!
I like to think that I am an expert tobacco liar myself.
"This tobacco from 2001 aged so magnificently! I am glad I kept it in this odd sized jar, it kept the perfect air to tobacco ratio, thus helping it age to this perfect flavor profile...."
:p
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