Which Kaywoodie are you?

I found this old ad that amused me, and got me thinking about all the different "faces" of pipe smokers. Young, old, affluent, blue-collar, studious, outdoorsy, etc. Which month of the 1953 calendar typifies you best?

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I'm going with August- he seems the most "laissez faire" :pipe:

Of the choices , I will have to go with July, Easy going, outdoors type. But,the should have a homeless guy with a bubble pipe to trully reflect my personallity.

Probably the dork in January who thinks he's funny.

I'm the July guy, 75% of my pipes are that style

I'm probably more July, but my pipes are all rusticated like Mr. May. And May looks like a golfer in that sweet spring hat.

So say hello to Mr. May right here :lol:

August. Casual, relaxed, chillin outside in the sun (yeah, yeah, i know. i live in Michigan). Most of the rest have a shirt and tie and I'd rather have my scrotum speed bagged than wear that shite again.

I am not currently sporting a kayWoodie of any kind...

Guess bent wasn't a very popular style..

What's strange is that it looks like all the faces were drawn first and then the pipes stuck in as an afterthought.

I'm offended there is no bearded option!

That being said, March is probably my style; maybe November.

Speaking of Kaywoodie, I've got an old 4-hole stinger, but the white logo on the bit is on the bottom. How does that happen?
Also the button is completely trashed. Is there a source for a replacement stem, or do a have to have one made?

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