I've decided to quit smoking

For today anyway. I'm going to bed :)

Good job!
Studies show it's far less hazardous to your health if you don't fall asleep holding a cigar.

Sounds like someone needs a few lessons on the fine art of sleep-smoking. Curiously satisfying...

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Originally Posted by Bruck

For today anyway. I'm going to bed :)

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Yeah, ya got me. My mouth was open on that one...... (an old Eddie Murphy joke reference)

I hear the new cigarettes actually quit smoking for you. 'FSC' they call them... or something like that.

(Don't give the CPSC nannys any ideas or we'll end up with bands of carpet glue on every ceegar, despite the fact that cigars have always gone out on their own)

Okay, back it it now, having an Alec Bradley second while doing yardwork.

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Originally Posted by WNYTONY

Yeah, ya got me. My mouth was open on that one...... (an old Eddie Murphy joke reference)

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LOL, were I actually quitting... I wouldn't be talking about it here!

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Originally Posted by Emperor Zurg

Good job!
Studies show it's far less hazardous to your health if you don't fall asleep holding a cigar.

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Theres a guy at my B&M whos constantly falling asleep, often with a cigar in his hand. We quip about tying a string to it and around his wrist...like mittens :biggrin:

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Originally Posted by Merovius

Theres a guy at my B&M whos constantly falling asleep, often with a cigar in his hand.

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Had a Dentist at my old B&M in MD that did the same. Every day he would walk in grab a $25 Padron Anniversary. Light it up take 3-5 drags and then lay down on the couch and pass out for an hour or two. He would then wake up and finish it.

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Originally Posted by Shemp Jizzle

Had a Dentist at my old B&M in MD that did the same. Every day he would walk in grab a $25 Padron Anniversary. Light it up take 3-5 drags and then lay down on the couch and pass out for an hour or two. He would then wake up and finish it.

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You know, I have a rule against re-lighting a stick if it goes out on me, but I might break it if I wake up to find I had just wasted a $25 stick

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Originally Posted by Merovius

Theres a guy at my B&M whos constantly falling asleep, often with a cigar in his hand. We quip about tying a string to it and around his wrist...like mittens :biggrin:

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There was a head shrinker, big time one, in this state, smoked Cubans, well didnt really smoke them, just chewed on them without ever lighting one up.Was said to've often been found sitting behind his desk sound asleep with a cigar clamped betwixt his teeth.Wonder if he might not have actually smoked cigars when at home.Travelled by train because he couldn't get a drivers license, his Daughter drove him daily to and from the train station.Perhaps it does take a head case to treat head cases.
And they say "Monkeys is the funniest people."