I got an email today that Cigarfest 2021 will be in October next year. Weekend of OCT. 15/16th. Get your blue chew ready...
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I got an email today that Cigarfest 2021 will be in October next year. Weekend of OCT. 15/16th. Get your blue chew ready...
Well I don't even need to ask the wife on this. With those dates I am out. Football Season
The crazy part about this is that I know what blue chew is.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tombstone
This is all based on the assumption that Dictator Wolf and his gender confused Dr. will allow it.Quote:
Originally Posted by josh lucky 13
Well if people would quit treating covid like Santa Claus and wear masks, then maybe 2800 people a day wouldn't have to round the corner.
Will I get to ride in that sweet van of yours?
God dammit- that made me laugh!Quote:
Originally Posted by chain_gang
But that's no joke, and probably a deal breaker if I don't.Quote:
Originally Posted by SoCal gunner
I wish I owned that van but alass its still a pipe dream for me.
@DogRockets @Nature @Horseshoe (like he will even see this) @WNYTONY @Old Smokey (who IS coming this year...) @restomod @greige matter @sitcky B @Demuths1770 @penna stogeyQuote:
Originally Posted by Tombstone
There was some talk of that not working for a lot of us based on work. Since the majority of us don't go for the deals and just go for the camaraderie, maybe we just Orgy when we feel like it. As I said in a text, if its not the same time as Cigar Fest, maybe I can get a damn water if I ask for one.
Any good Orgy should be held when the most people can attend !Quote:
Originally Posted by jhedrick83
Hell by then we should all be chipped, inoculated and eating with chop sticks! Suppose you should bring protection to the orgy?Quote:
Originally Posted by WNYTONY
I bought protection last year for @jhedrick83 and @greige matter compliments of the Health Dept. I can do that. We got you covered.Quote:
Originally Posted by AlanS
Jesse, you bet your fine ASS I will be at the 2021 Cigarfest Orgy......Marked on the calendar and looking forward to all the riff raff, grab assing, and phallic meat tasting that usually goes on during the Orgy... All in!!
Just let me know When and Where and the Guido Squad will be there!!!!
I found your van!Quote:
Originally Posted by Tombstone
https://www.v8van.com/uploads/2/5/6/...83/8428568.jpg
I would buy lots of candy and invite people into my van...Quote:
Originally Posted by Nature
I see that I hear thisQuote:
Originally Posted by Nature
https://youtu.be/GcCNcgoyG_0
I am Tombstone and I endorse this message. Ass, grass, or cash...Quote:
Originally Posted by josh lucky 13
Got a good chuckle off that!Quote:
Originally Posted by josh lucky 13
You're my boy Blue!Quote:
Originally Posted by chain_gang
@Tombstone
Just for that, I see it now;
I should buy that van on behalf of CigarBum, swing south first and kidnap @oldsmokey, roll on through Indiana and pick up the Fort Wayne Boys @DogRockets , @Horseshoe , @04EDGE40 and anyone else that we can meet on the way. It will be the rolling Orgy before the Orgy. We’ll stop outside Hamburg to pack in any local or northeastern Bums to allow them to arrive in style, turn the keys over to Ryan and swing into CI parking lot blasting Foghat where the doors will swing open billiwing out cigar smoke; The BUMS have arrived. Let the Orgy commence.
Dont forget to kidnap your son in law on the way.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nature
If the vans a rockin, don't come a knockin.
The last time I rode in a van like that, I ended up spread eagle on the Interstate and getting sentenced to 30 days in the county jail. By the time I got out and made it back home (2 months) I was engaged to be married to wife #1. Maybe I should sit this one out.
Mark check with your local School board . One of those short buses would be appropriate for this group of Bums!Quote:
Originally Posted by Nature
The amount of money I would pay to see that is probably not healthy...Quote:
Originally Posted by Nature
What's the Cigar Bum's Operations budget?
https://www.allcollectorcars.com/for...e-Van/2394799/Attachment 7785
Flexing there Bums muscles... Loud and Proud...Quote:
Originally Posted by Ciro
Standing is the one and powerful @Ciro ....
Sitting are the Guido Squad Mafia hit men!!!
Who are those Bums? Can you place names with the Bums please?Quote:
Originally Posted by penna stogey
Only Bum, from the pic, would be myself. The rest are not on the forum.Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Smokey
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Lol, thanks Ciro. I guess I need to learn to read. They all look like they carry piano wire in their pocket. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Ciro
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Originally Posted by Ciro
I disagree. You can see Seth in the white shirt and Mark in the reflection in the window and that is my elbow next to it.
When you live on Red Robin, Wawa and liquor for 4 days straight at the orgy....
https://i.postimg.cc/rs8783tK/4-EB1-...-F85-A38-B.jpg
Just cause it's an orgy doesn't mean you should stick that nasty shit in your mouth.Quote:
Originally Posted by jhedrick83
"If the vans a rockin, don't come a knockin."Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Smokey
Sweet one, Steve.
The greasy coating helps me fight off ashtray mouth. 6-7 cigars a day for 4 days is rough for me!Quote:
Originally Posted by Tombstone
Wait I'm confused - how did he get it all greasy ???Quote:
Originally Posted by jhedrick83
Churning butterQuote:
Originally Posted by WNYTONY
Oh I see, the butter was flavoring to combat the ashtray mouth. Clever boy/girlQuote:
Originally Posted by Nature