The official "Lets Berate DogRockets for being Cheap" Thread

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08-06-2015, 09:28 AM
lvfcrook1503

The official "Lets Berate DogRockets for being Cheap" Thread

So as you all know by now, @DogRockets considers himself a "Tat Whore". Yet he's skimped out on the last 3 Tat releases, claiming that he's saving $$ for his precious Monsters.
I, being the enabler....I mean good friend that I am, shoot him a PM saying "Hey friend, If you want Jackal but don't want to pay full price I have a discount code and would be willing to buy 2-3 out of your box." This would not only give him a reduced price but he wouldn't need to eat the cost of a full box because I'd be taking 2-3. Yet for some odd reason he still needs to "Think about it"

I really think it's time we all start poking fun at this "Tat whore" for being such a slacker!

@Demuths1770 @Horseshoe @RenoH414 @04EDGE40
08-06-2015, 09:30 AM
04EDGE40

Quote:

Originally Posted by lvfcrook1503

So as you all know by now, @DogRockets considers himself a "Tat Whore". Yet he's skimped out on the last 3 Tat releases, claiming that he's saving $$ for his precious Monsters.
I, being the enabler....I mean good friend that I am, shoot him a PM saying "Hey friend, If you want Jackal but don't want to pay full price I have a discount code and would be willing to buy 2-3 out of your box." This would not only give him a reduced price but he wouldn't need to eat the cost of a full box because I'd be taking 2-3. Yet for some odd reason he still needs to "Think about it"

I really think it's time we all start poking fun at this "Tat whore" for being such a slacker!

@Demuths1770 @Horsehoe @RenoH414 @04EDGE40

My favorite part is that you called Brent "Horse hoe" ha. :lol:
08-06-2015, 09:46 AM
lvfcrook1503

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Originally Posted by 04EDGE40

My favorite part is that you called Brent "Horse hoe" ha. :lol:

lmfao.....didn't even notice the typo but now that I see it....it's even better lol
08-06-2015, 10:12 AM
Rocket Scientologist

What were the last 3 releases? Apparently I'm horrible about keeping up with the latest cigar news.

...and I'm cheap, too.
08-06-2015, 10:35 AM
lvfcrook1503

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Originally Posted by Rocket Scientologist

What were the last 3 releases? Apparently I'm horrible about keeping up with the latest cigar news.

...and I'm cheap, too.

You don't pride yourself on being a whore though lol

Last 3 would have been Jackal, Anarchy, M80....and The Whore Presale was before that....TAA coming in September
08-06-2015, 11:12 AM
Tombstone

How can you stick it to a Botl for being fiscally responsible and saving to the cigar he wants to savor. Shame on you all. @DogRockets Don't listen to the hater, he's probably doing :kickass::kickass::kickass:fist pumps at the shore with his Guido homies more than he smokes cigars.
:kickass:
08-06-2015, 11:37 AM
AlanS

Somebodies liable to be audited this year, and Uncle Sam he don't want cigars!
08-06-2015, 12:29 PM
Shemp Jizzle

Hey maybe he knows some Handsome jizz throwing crazy bastard will be putting together some mega uber Tat sampler sale once all of them are released?

doesn't seem cheap at all. Pretty smart in my book.
08-06-2015, 12:29 PM
lvfcrook1503

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tombstone

How can you stick it to a Botl for being fiscally responsible and saving to the cigar he wants to savor. Shame on you all. @DogRockets Don't listen to the hater, he's probably doing :kickass::kickass::kickass:fist pumps at the shore with his Guido homies more than he smokes cigars.
:kickass:

Since when did being fiscally responsible and this site go together? ...... And don't hate on my dance moves :whoo::banana:
08-06-2015, 12:30 PM
lvfcrook1503

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shemp Jizzle

Hey maybe he knows some Handsome jizz throwing crazy bastard will be putting together some mega uber Tat sampler sale once all of them are released?

doesn't seem cheap at all. Pretty smart in my book.

Hence why I want him to buy now.....so I can snag the jizztastic sampler =D
08-06-2015, 12:40 PM
WNYTONY

Didn't I read somewhere he was saving up for a new kitchen table or something ? :deadhorse:
08-06-2015, 12:51 PM
lvfcrook1503

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Originally Posted by WNYTONY

Didn't I read somewhere he was saving up for a new kitchen table or something ? :deadhorse:

Today it's a kitchen table, tomorrow it's new carpet....who knows Tony. In all honesty, I was running an experiment to see if I could get someone to spend more on Tats then I do on Ligas :stogie: I should have picked a better test subject lolol
08-06-2015, 01:03 PM
DogRockets

@lvfcrook1503 clearly my mental toughness and fiscal responsibility are world recognized!

Now saying that, the new wine cooler I bought does need filled up.....
08-06-2015, 01:22 PM
OldSkoolTarHeel

Quote:

Originally Posted by lvfcrook1503

Today it's a kitchen table, tomorrow it's new carpet....who knows Tony. In all honesty, I was running an experiment to see if I could get someone to spend more on Tats then I do on Ligas :stogie: I should have picked a better test subject lolol

Hmmm, I may be able to help you there.

I got two Anarchy's, a box of Jackal, a box of M80, split a box of the Whore, and have a TAA box on pre-order. Along with whatever monsters I'll be getting.

Holy crap, I'm a Tat whore.
08-06-2015, 02:04 PM
04EDGE40

Quote:

Originally Posted by DogRockets

@lvfcrook1503 clearly my mental toughness and fiscal responsibility are world recognized!

Now saying that, the new wine cooler I bought does need filled up.....

I think you don't know what those terms mean...
08-06-2015, 02:27 PM
Demuths1770

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tombstone

How can you stick it to a Botl for being fiscally responsible and saving to the cigar he wants to savor. Shame on you all. @DogRockets Don't listen to the hater, he's probably doing :kickass::kickass::kickass:fist pumps at the shore with his Guido homies more than he smokes cigars.
:kickass:

hey now dont be making fun of us guidos!!!!!! lol cant be a tat wore if you dont buy into atleast one of the releases!!! that would be like me saying im a drew estate whore and than not going to the close barn smoker event!! just dosnt work that way. atleast buy jackal and do a split and we will give you your whore card back. till than @lvfcrook1503 will hold onto in his humidor for ya lol
08-06-2015, 04:25 PM
Old Smokey

I would berate him a 4.
08-06-2015, 04:30 PM
AlanS

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Originally Posted by Old Smokey

I would berate him a 4.

On a scale of ?
08-06-2015, 05:04 PM
Old Smokey

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Originally Posted by AlanS

On a scale of ?

I use the National Beratement Scale that goes from 1-7 which on a curve places him average, sorta.
08-06-2015, 10:43 PM
Horseshoe

Quote:

Originally Posted by 04EDGE40

My favorite part is that you called Brent "Horse hoe" ha. :lol:

I hate the both of you! Bunch of bullies!
08-07-2015, 05:02 AM
lvfcrook1503

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldSkoolTarHeel

Hmmm, I may be able to help you there.

I got two Anarchy's, a box of Jackal, a box of M80, split a box of the Whore, and have a TAA box on pre-order. Along with whatever monsters I'll be getting.

Holy crap, I'm a Tat whore.

You definitely qualify Rob!
08-07-2015, 06:00 AM
04EDGE40

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldSkoolTarHeel

Hmmm, I may be able to help you there.

I got two Anarchy's, a box of Jackal, a box of M80, split a box of the Whore, and have a TAA box on pre-order. Along with whatever monsters I'll be getting.

Holy crap, I'm a Tat whore.

Tsst... @DogRockets you gotta get on his level. I don't think I can look at you right now... more whoring, less frugality!
08-07-2015, 06:23 AM
lvfcrook1503

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Originally Posted by 04EDGE40

Tsst... @DogRockets you gotta get on his level. I don't think I can look at you right now... more whoring, less frugality!

Seriously....All kinds of new releases and he's worried about bills n shit....Not really sure who invited him here honestly :biglaugh:
08-07-2015, 07:27 AM
Demuths1770

hell with bills tat releases only come once bills come monthly. come on now!!!
08-07-2015, 09:21 AM
04EDGE40

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demuths1770

hell with bills tat releases only come once bills come monthly. come on now!!!

^^^ That's wisdom. Everyone should learn from this.
08-07-2015, 11:03 AM
Old Smokey

At 5pm today we should all stare and do the shamey finger at DogRocket. Or we could just flip him off. We gotta do something or this is gonna stay a lame berate thread.
08-07-2015, 04:04 PM
Lynn

I never thought of @Dogrocket as cheap, though his butt cheeks can make a penny scream.
08-07-2015, 07:33 PM
allusred

Quote:

Originally Posted by lvfcrook1503

Today it's a kitchen table, tomorrow it's new carpet....who knows Tony. In all honesty, I was running an experiment to see if I could get someone to spend more on Tats then I do on Ligas :stogie: I should have picked a better test subject lolol

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08-07-2015, 07:39 PM
allusred

Quote:

Originally Posted by DogRockets

@lvfcrook1503 clearly my mental toughness and fiscal responsibility are world recognized!

Now saying that, the new wine cooler I bought does need filled up.....

Bottles ??

Bottle Rockets ??

Bottled Dog Rockets ??