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So one of our employees went on a cruise to the Cayman Islands and brought me back a souvenir....
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I'm not quite sure this was an appropriate gift from male employee to female boss :p
Also, I think that if I were going to make a cigar called the Big Black Dick, I would use an Oscuro wrapper
But it was a pretty good cigar. Anyone ever had one of these? And then gone back?
Wow...that's...um...yeah
What... err... he... said ^^^^^ LOL
Reminds me of when my younger brother passed away 3 years ago and he had signed the back of his drivers liscense to donate his organs. A lady from the place called me and ask a bunch of questions, one of which was "did your brother ever have sex with another male?" I was surprised by the question and replied "not to my knowledge and if he did he certainly didn't brag about it."
You are killing me! That's a new one to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by cheaphumidors
They ask that every time I donate blood... Have you ever had sex with a man, who has had sex with another man since 1973 (or some such year)Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Smokey
I mean, how could I know that for sure? That is second-hand knowledge!
All I can say is, you are a brave woman.
@Horseshoe searched last night and bought a box of those.
@c.ortiz108 we need you to do a review of one!
After that Jimmie's I've sworn never to smoke a Fighting Cock or a Big Black Dick. I'd be happy to review an Opus X Pussy Juice, though.Quote:
Originally Posted by DogRockets
I just hope you used a condom...
Kayla, better look to hire the guy that named that stick as your new marketing manager!:rofl:
Are you kidding?! That's a real quick way to tick people off. If being in this industry has taught me anything it's that not everybody shares my sense of humor... a couple years ago I made a "President's Day" combo with 4 different house blend/house banded sticks. Each stick was named and banded after a president that smoked cigars... I, of course, included Bill Clinton. You can't imagine how much hate mail I got! I thought it was funny :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Woodted
Solution: Hire me to respond to any future hate mail or negative reviews!:deal:Quote:
Originally Posted by cheaphumidors
Disclaimer: I can not be held responsible for any lawsuits or butthurt customers after responses are sent out...:chug::fu::devilspin:
So will you go back to normal cigars after this or are you going to get some tats & move to the Cayman Islands?
Oh I will definitely move to the islands... but no tatsQuote:
Originally Posted by Chad Vegas
That's the name of a Rum they make down there. I saw it when I went on a trip down there years ago. It seems they have expanded their Big Black Dick line into cigars.
I feel immeasurably dirty after typing that.
Like Monica Lewinski, Clinton left a bad taste in a lot of people's mouths...Quote:
Originally Posted by cheaphumidors
I never had sexual relations with him.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Brent Strande
seen that wrapper with a lot of sayins...an they always put it on some joke cigar.....
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Originally Posted by cheaphumidors
It's smaller than I would have expected...guess the rumors aren't all true... :popcorn::peep:
Errrr....it's just bruised baby.....trust me!......