Time for a famous DogRockets poll! The title says it all. Have you ever smoked a cigar while being completely naked? My wife and kids are gone for a few days and I have no idea why this idea popped into my head.
So, let's discuss and vote.
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Time for a famous DogRockets poll! The title says it all. Have you ever smoked a cigar while being completely naked? My wife and kids are gone for a few days and I have no idea why this idea popped into my head.
So, let's discuss and vote.
I've really missed these. God bless you, Jeremy.
To answer the question, no I have not. I contemplated it once but decided not to due to the concern of dropping a hot ash on the Netherlands.
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Originally Posted by DogRockets
"I have no idea why this idea popped into my head".
Weren't there an explanashun of why thet happens writ by some old timer name of Ari Stogie' bout how "Nature abhors a vacumn?
Oddly, I too have missed these Polls, figured a cure had been found, alas not the case.Quote:
Originally Posted by jhedrick83
Wait - some people smoke wearing clothes?? :loco:
I tremble to visit this thread for fear some of you pervs may feel the needs to post selfies as proof... this being largely a sausagefest of a forum... :p
No. And I just checked an it's not on the bucket list.
Jeremy, when you do it, you can't cheat and wear a sock. We would have to have another poll to see if the tuck would be allowed.😂😂
Do you mean smoke a cigar or smoke a cigar? I'm confused.
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Nope. I smoke when I drink and I get sloppy. No burns on my weenie please!
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Originally Posted by Tobias Lutz
Quote from original Post by Jeremy..." I have no idea why this idea popped into my head."
I offered this in hope he'd understand how and why that idea *popped* into his head.
[Weren't there an explanashun of why thet happens writ by some old timer name of Ari Stogie' bout how "Nature abhors a vacumn?]
However I should have checked to be sure I had the right person who said that Nature abhors a vacumn.
Seems I had mixed up Ari Stogie with the much better known Artie Dottle.
Yet seems he was not the author of that Nature abhors a vacumn saying.
The fella who is credited with that saying is some obscure (Nobody) named Aristotle.
Yeah, never heard of that Aristotle fella, reckon he stole the " Nature abhors a vacumn" bit from some one else.
Still...it is a likely explanation for why that idea Popped into His Excellency Sir Dog Rockets head.
Nature abhors a vacumn.
We have one yes vote so far. Who is this zen master of cigar smoking?
Guilty!Quote:
Originally Posted by DogRockets
Poll needs, "Haven't tried it...yet," option. Thanks for the idea.
LOL, was it liberating or what? :confused2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hardheaded
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Originally Posted by Hardheaded
Yes, please elaborate!Quote:
Originally Posted by Cardinal
It looks to me like a lot of people here need to live a little bit... I get it, accidental ashing is a scary thing... ash more often and don't do it on a windy night you bunch of babies
I guess? It was in my old house. We went up to bed, could not sleep so I decided to have a cigar instead. I usually sleep in the buff unless it's winter, so I just decided against putting pants on to walk over to my smoking room for a cigar and a movie.Quote:
Originally Posted by DogRockets
At least i'm not the only one anymore.Quote:
Originally Posted by cheaphumidors
cant say i have ever really thought about this as most of the times i smoke at a lounge or when the neighbors are up and about
Oh my.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tobias Lutz
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Not yet
Nope, I think some people are just not willing to admit it :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Hardheaded
Try a cigarillo you dont want to make your little purple friend jealous!
Never really thought about it. But now that you mentioned it I may have to try some late night in the garage by myself
I voted no.
But, in the interest of full disclosure, I did have to think about it a minute.
I had to vote no since cigars were specified...back when I used to smoke cigarettes, my first one of the morning was always out on the back porch nekkid, since that's the way I always sleep anyway. No sense in throwing on a pair of pants just to take them off again for a shower after my ciggy.
DogRockets you'll have to come to Portland next year with your bike. I only smoke at the bar or outside, and while I could probably get away with smoking in the buff have never tried it. But the naked bike ride would be great, lets have a Bum's section. Now I just have to figure out how keep my junk out of the sprockets!
the answer would be YES....How many times?????? couldnt say for sure
in the hot springs logs
at sunset beach----a lot more beaches
timothy lake
mt St Helen's and in spirit lake
lookout point
Clackamas river an park
Mt Hood
lots of lakes an rivers
N Seattle canal
Hell's canyon
this list is so long, am I the only BUM with a rounded education??????
oh for the OLD DAY's when a fella could get educated...
@Lynn Erecting statues across the globe! I went fishin this morning and caught 5 catfish. Now to get my wife check me for ticks.
hot an muggy here...but I sat on the bridge this morn a when I got home @Her found 2 ticks on me, dont like the buggers, have fun checkin I didQuote:
Originally Posted by Old Smokey
Often :D
Screw the garage, on the porch broad daylight blasting heavy metal is the only patriotic way to do it!Quote:
Originally Posted by TreySC
And yes I have smoked naked before, & it's also the reason why I started shaving my pubes.
Jeremy, you have some of the craziest ideas for polls. Lol.... OK, so, yes, just now as a matter of fact, with Heather @Mrsusafvet509 , in the garage. She has an LGC Wavell and coke, me an LGC Serie RF #00 and Even More Jesus, by Evil Twin Brewing. Thanks for the inspiration lol
Pot calling the kettle black at this point, but I'll leave this here....
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Wait, you two were smoking naked when you posted this? That's awesome!Quote:
Originally Posted by Usafvet509
I hope this doesn't carry over into the "Post a pic of yourself smoking a cigar" thread. That could get ugly real quick.
This can only mean we need to recruit MOAR babes to the forum...Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Smokey
Lostmason you still running around in the buff, come on fess up?
No I haven't.
That isn't to say that if I lived/stayed at a place with enough isolation and decent weather that I wouldn't. Just have to keep saving for my thorough tree change one day haha.
The other worry I have is that should a stray ember make its way to my bodice the matting of fur I have managed to grow would ignite like a wildfire - at least my stogie won't go out, eh.
Puts a whole new look on the phrase "lap dance".....Quote:
Originally Posted by T.E.Fox