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Royal Bum

Originally Posted by
allusred
Thanx Brian for reminding me of a reason to smoke a Don Alenjandros in memory of Don.
I aint got a dime, but I've got some time.
Hell Bob, I worry about about you falling off your wallet and hurting yourself......
Like my father before me, I will work the land,
And like my brother before me, I took a rebel stand.
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Lucky Bum

Originally Posted by
droy1958
Hell Bob, I worry about about you falling off your wallet and hurting yourself......
No, he keeps it all under his mattress, hell I heard that if he fell out of bed it would take him 45 minutes to hit the floor!
Last edited by AlanS; 08-11-2017 at 09:06 PM.
Don’t wait for the storm to pass. Learn to dance in the rain.
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Royal Bum

Originally Posted by
AlanS
No, he keeps it all under his mattress, hell I heard that if he fell out of bed it would take him 45 minutes to hit tbe floor!
Well I've got something better than money...... I've got credit. Not good credit, but credit none the less.....
Like my father before me, I will work the land,
And like my brother before me, I took a rebel stand.
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Lost no more

Originally Posted by
droy1958
Well I've got something better than money...... I've got credit. Not good credit, but credit none the less.....
Wooden harly credit thet...butt knos yew tew be too honest fer yer own good self.
Prolly dew tew Smokin Money's sweet lil Girlfiend's efforts tew keep yew strait.
Her bean wun thet's knowed tew " bump in th night."
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Originally Posted by
AlanS
No, he keeps it all under his mattress, hell I heard that if he fell out of bed it would take him 45 minutes to hit tbe floor!
I don't have money either, but until about 55 I could roll over and pole vault out of bed every morning. Does that count?
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Lost no more

Originally Posted by
Old Smokey
I don't have money either, but until about 55 I could roll over and pole vault out of bed every morning. Does that count?
If I remembers rightly where and how you plant it has a lot to do with the outcome.
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Lost no more

Originally Posted by
AlanS
No, he keeps it all under his mattress, hell I heard that if he fell out of bed it would take him 45 minutes to hit the floor!
Fear you may have drink taken Tony.
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Lost no more

Originally Posted by
droy1958
Hell Bob, I worry about about you falling off your wallet and hurting yourself......
Lmme tell yew. I do have a wallet leather.
Measure Four and Seven Eights Inches by Two and a Half Inches and id Three eights of an Inch Thick.
There's alLibrary Card, A driver License and Card with my address on one side and two telephone numbers of the other side.
No Money. When I do have paper money it's in a Money clip, empty now.
But I do have Quarter, a Dime and Three Pennies, plus a Eur Twenty Cent Coin.
Did just pay Quarterly Tax Bill, otherwise would have some folding money in the clip.
So rekon I doan haz tew worry none bout fallin' orf a thet Wallet.
Right nice a Yew tew dew th worrying fer me, ah's feelin' all warm sorta, but thet could be cause a the Whisky.
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