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  1. 06-10-2016, 10:17 AM #1
    AuTechCoM
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    Ruined Herf-a-dor

    Just a little "WTF!" Moment... so my friend and I were changing my brakes hands covered in grease, brake fluid, and road grime... my friend sees my herf-a-dor opens it and proceeds to rub his filthy dick beaters all over the foam "to see what it felt like" and when I yelled at him he said "what? They taste better with a little oil on them." I could have killed him
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  2. 06-10-2016, 02:51 PM #2
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    Gross.
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  3. 06-10-2016, 04:15 PM #3
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    With friends like him who needs enemas. Damn autocorrect.
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  5. 06-10-2016, 05:51 PM #4
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    Rub a little oil grime on the rim of his glass with his favorite beverage; see if he still thinks it tastes better.
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  6. 06-10-2016, 06:23 PM #5
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    What a hoser. Maybe you can find some packing foam and cut it to fit in.
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  8. 06-10-2016, 09:51 PM #6
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  10. 06-10-2016, 10:04 PM #7
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    I'd fill it with Ron Mexicos and some Avocados and gift it to him on his birthday. Just make sure to leave the cigars on the dash of your car for a month or so first.
    Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.
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  13. 06-11-2016, 07:40 AM #9
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    Who is Filthy Richard and why is this guy beating him?
    Sounds like someone should file a police report and stop these assaults...
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  15. 06-11-2016, 12:50 PM #10
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    I would let him know that since he likes the flavor so much, it's now his.

    He just needs to buy you a new, "crappy" one...
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