Cigar smell mitigation

[Emperor Zurg]

You people should just switch to a pipe for the winter. Doesn't leave any residual smell at all unless you smoke the really strong stuff like Happy Bogie or G&H dark plug and the like. I can burn a bowl of Louisiana Flake and not smell it at all the next morning. (Even the aforementioned strong stuff isn't nearly as tenacious as cigar smell.)

Besides, smoking a pipe would make you more contemplative and sophisticated. Well... maybe not if all you have is a corn cob...

[restomod]

You people should just switch to a pipe for the winter. Doesn't leave any residual smell at all unless you smoke the really strong stuff like Happy Bogie or G&H dark plug and the like. I can burn a bowl of Louisiana Flake and not smell it at all the next morning. (Even the aforementioned strong stuff isn't nearly as tenacious as cigar smell.)

Besides, smoking a pipe would make you more contemplative and sophisticated. Well... maybe not if all you have is a corn cob...

[Nature]

You people should just switch to a pipe for the winter. Doesn't leave any residual smell at all unless you smoke the really strong stuff like Happy Bogie or G&H dark plug and the like. I can burn a bowl of Louisiana Flake and not smell it at all the next morning. (Even the aforementioned strong stuff isn't nearly as tenacious as cigar smell.)

Besides, smoking a pipe would make you more contemplative and sophisticated. Well... maybe not if all you have is a corn cob...

That is one of the things I like about you, EZ. You are just so pragmatic. The best solution to solving a problem is not creating the issue to begin with.

[Emperor Zurg]

That is one of the things I like about you, EZ. You are just so pragmatic. The best solution to solving a problem is not creating the issue to begin with.

I'm just trying to bring you cigar smokers up to speed with the rest of us pipe-smoking sophisticates All 6 of us. LOL!

[Sir Lancerolot]

Besides, smoking a pipe would make you more contemplative and sophisticated. Well... maybe not if all you have is a corn cob...

Or if you do something stupid like break off a pipe cleaner in the stem of your churchwarden ... um ...

I've heard ...

Theoretically ...

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