You people should just switch to a pipe for the winter. Doesn't leave any residual smell at all unless you smoke the really strong stuff like Happy Bogie or G&H dark plug and the like. I can burn a bowl of Louisiana Flake and not smell it at all the next morning. (Even the aforementioned strong stuff isn't nearly as tenacious as cigar smell.)

Besides, smoking a pipe would make you more contemplative and sophisticated. Well... maybe not if all you have is a corn cob...