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[WNYTONY]

Ok - just to give you all a laugh and so you can harass me a little.....

Playing in league tonight, 5th hole standing over my second shot. Drive hit a treetop and fell straight down leaving me a full wedge into a short par 4.
Had to hit it pretty high to avoid any contact with another tree so I line up my shot and toss my cigar to the ground as I always do. Straight across from me - a little behind the line of the ball. In fact - this cigar


that I had just lit up on #3 tee......
In my downswing with the wedge my spikeless Foot Joys fail me and my right foot goes flying backwards causing me to drop to the right and forward as I'm trying to make contact. Somehow I manage to hit the ball - a straight blade shot about 5 feet off the ground rocketing towards the pin. Ball skips once off the back edge of the green, thru the row of arborvitae behind the green and into knee high border grass.
As I'm staggering around trying NOT to fall on the ground I hear this crunch sound and you got it - stepped on said cigar

So go ahead and say it together - "if you had a clip, you dumbass......" LOL

Yeah, it was a Tat Black Toro and yes the wrapper was all cracked but yes - I still smoked it ALL
Just thought I'd give you all a laugh.

Oh and after 2 shots trying to hack it out of the tall stuff while going around the arborvitae I parked it under one of them and then I picked up...........