The 2nd Annual Cigar Bum Orgy held at CIGARfest - will you be there?

[Emperor Zurg]

I figured coming from Indiana @DogRockets would be driving something like this:

That place where you sit, is that called the cockpit? ...or the cornhole?

[droy1958]

I figured coming from Indiana @DogRockets would be driving something like this:

That car belongs to a war vet. I can't remember his name, but it was "Kernel" something or another......

[allusred]

That car belongs to a war vet. I can't remember his name, but it was "Kernel" something or another......

Yore right as ah member Kernl's name be sumphin lak Slaunder, anyway he wears a White suit....oh yaeah...hear tell he gots a Goat wot wears a Tee.
Resides sumwhar's en Kertuckey.

[droy1958]

Yore right as ah member Kernl's name be sumphin lak Slaunder, anyway he wears a White suit....oh yaeah...hear tell he gots a Goat wot wears a Tee.
Resides sumwhar's en Kertuckey.

Dat's hymn.......

[allusred]

Looks like DogRockets is ready to roll!

His Excellency Sir. Dog Rockets shall indeed be arriving by Motor. He would have flown, but the Construction of his private (very) jet has taken a bit longer than anticipated despite work being carried on around the clock.The Massive weight of his on board Humidor means that each of the four jet engines on each wing of the aircraft must perform perfectly. The plane being a bit larger than the Spruce Goose built by Howard Hughes would surely have been a sight not to be missed as His Excellency flew it above the city of Philadelphia. And yes He and only He would be at the controls.
Now He will arrive in His bespoke,one of a kind Double wide and double stretch Bentley. His driver Horseshoe receiving instruction, via speaking tube,from His Excellency.

[allusred]

El. Saudine will learn how foolish it is to attempt to steal the light of the Limes from His Excellency Sir. Dog Rockets Cigarfest Orgy II.
This "Royal" Sardine bring a mere 500 Metric tons of Luggage for a month long trip?
Each of Sir Dog Rockets Humidor's A and B exceed that weight in Ghurkas to be smoked over His three day stay at theF Fest in Philly.
Note: Link to the article re Saudine's trip is at end of this extract
2 golden escalators, 10 aircraft, 500 limos & 1200 luxury rooms: Saudi king’s lavish trip to Japan
Published time: 14 Mar, 2017 11:43
Edited time: 14 Mar, 2017 12:54
2 golden escalators, 10 aircraft, 500 limos & 1200 luxury rooms: Saudi king’s lavish trip to Japan
Saudi King Salman bin Abdulaziz Al-Saud © Toru Hanai / Reuters

When King Salman bin Abdulaziz al-Saud landed in Japan, people were left in awe of the size of his delegation and his 500 tons (metric) of luggage. The king made quite an entrance, descending from his plane on one of his two golden escalators.
The four-day visit, which began Sunday, is part of the Saudi royal’s month-long Asia trip, as the kingdom looks to diversify its economy from oil dependency. Saudi Arabia is Japan’s largest oil supplier.

The king’s delegation arrived in Japan on 10 aircraft and, according to Japanese media, the entourage is so large, even Japanese government officials didn’t have an accurate number of how many to expect.

In preparation for the royal visit, 1,200 rooms in Tokyo’s best hotels were booked for the delegation.


King Salman appears to have upped his game since visiting Indonesia, where he brought two limousines with him. In Japan, an entire fleet of up to 500 limousines were sourced from around the country.

"Maintenance costs for luxury models are high and there is little constant demand for such vehicles," a limousine industry insider told Asahi Shimbun. "Because we are unable to secure the needed number only in Tokyo, we are gathering the vehicles from Kanagawa and Saitama prefectures as well as the Tokai region."

While he was in Indonesia, the king also had a special toilet built for him inside a mosque, and another inside the House of Representatives.

On Monday, King Salman met with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe. King Salman visited the country as a prince in 2014, but this is the first Saudi Arabian king to visit in 46 years.

Salman told Abe that the Middle East is facing diplomatic issues involving the Palestinians, Japan Times reported, and cited humanitarian crises in Yemen and Syria. A Saudi-led coalition has been bombing Yemen for almost two years. “Unfortunately, those crises are now giving negative impacts to the region,” the king said.

The Saudi royal’s trip caused many on social media to react in anger, comparing the king’s lavish travel to the situation in war-torn Yemen.

King Salman will also visit the Maldives and China during his Asia trip. In the Maldives, the king is expected to be met with opposition following reports that an entire atoll of small islands could be purchased by the Saudis.

While the king is courting Asian leaders, his son, Deputy Crown Prince, and Defense Minister Mohammed bin Salman are headed to the US to meet with President Donald Trump.

https://www.rt.com/viral/380652-saudi-king-japan-trip/


Small fish in large pond or tiny fish in small can...TINY FISH IN SMALL CAN>

[DogRockets]

It's less than 1.5 months until the Orgy. Get smoking bums. You need to build up a tolerance to handle the cornucopia of cigars you'll smoke at the Orgy!

[projectsunfire]

It's less than 1.5 months until the Orgy. Get smoking bums. You need to build up a tolerance to handle the cornucopia of cigars you'll smoke at the Orgy!

I smoked 3 cigars yesterday. I am working on it lol

[DogRockets]

I smoked 3 cigars yesterday. I am working on it lol

Love the attitude. Love the spirit.

[droy1958]

i smoked 3 cigars yesterday. I am working on it lol

playa'.....