Has Brian Williams survived the Bowling Green Massacre?
With his on the spot coverage of major events, and luck in escaping relatively unharmed from most of them there is reason to worry that he has not filed a report on this event that was reported on by Kellyanne Twity, er twitted on by Conway Kelly...er.. .one of Brian's always hot on the spots colleagues.
Hopefully even if severely injured while covering the Bowling Green Massacre Brian Williams remarkable powers of recovery will allow him to report live from the Sir Dog Rockets Orgy at Cigarfest.