The 4th Annual Cigar Bum Orgy held at CIGARfest - don't miss it!

[WNYTONY]

Fuck American Airlines. First they changed my departure flight to 3 hours earlier than the time I booked an today they cancelled it all together. I just spent 1.5 hours on the phone with an agent having to re-book all the flights because the second stop wouldn't work any more and there were no other flights out of Allentown. So, I'm now flying in to Allentown on 5/1 still (just earlier in the day) and flying out of Philly on 5/5 still. I have a car rented, so let me know if anyone needs a ride.

We're getting down to 2 months Jesse - you should start smoking to build up a little tolerance. Maybe 1 every 2-3 weeks. What are the chances you'll actually have more cigars between now and May 1st than at the Orgy ?

Same goes for you @Nature - have a nip or two once in a while so you don't go wandering off on us again

[jhedrick83]

We're getting down to 2 months Jesse - you should start smoking to build up a little tolerance. Maybe 1 every 2-3 weeks. What are the chances you'll actually have more cigars between now and May 1st than at the Orgy ?

Same goes for you @Nature - have a nip or two once in a while so you don't go wandering off on us again

You must be psychic. I was telling my wife about the rescheduling as it changes what she has to do the day I leave. Her only response was, you better start smoking more or you are going to die by day two. If you count new years day, I've had 4 this year. Yep, I have work to do. I'm usually good for about 6 a day at the orgy. Especially with staying an extra day and a half, there's a 100% chance I'll smoke more at the orgy than this year up to the orgy.

He's right, Mark. You better start drinking not in moderation soon...

Side note. I'll now be arriving in Hamburg Wednesday night around 8. Anyone else going to be there? I know Collin's lady parts hurt to much to come this year but when will Brent and @DogRockets be rolling in to town?

[WNYTONY]

You must be psychic. I was telling my wife about the rescheduling as it changes what she has to do the day I leave. Her only response was, you better start smoking more or you are going to die by day two. If you count new years day, I've had 4 this year. Yep, I have work to do. I'm usually good for about 6 a day at the orgy. Especially with staying an extra day and a half, there's a 100% chance I'll smoke more at the orgy than this year up to the orgy.

He's right, Mark. You better start drinking not in moderation soon...

Side note. I'll now be arriving in Hamburg Wednesday night around 8. Anyone else going to be there? I know Collin's lady parts hurt to much to come this year but when will Brent and @DogRockets be rolling in to town?

WTF, Colin isn't coming to ORGY this year ? Surely @DogRockets will talk him into it using those skillz he learned at partner school

[jhedrick83]

WTF, Colin isn't coming to ORGY this year ? Surely @DogRockets will talk him into it using those skillz he learned at partner school

It may have just been too hard to see his absentee father after so many years.

[Tombstone]

It may have just been too hard to see his absentee father after so many years.

If this is true and we will not be getting a dose of Colin's V, I will have to step up my game and go Deep V to make up for it.

[Nature]

WTF, Colin isn't coming to ORGY this year ? Surely @DogRockets will talk him into it using those skillz he learned at partner school

It may have just been too hard to see his absentee father after so many years.

NOOOOO!!! Say it isn’t true! Colin, my long lost son isn’t going to be there??!!

We're getting down to 2 months Jesse - you should start smoking to build up a little tolerance. Maybe 1 every 2-3 weeks. What are the chances you'll actually have more cigars between now and May 1st than at the Orgy ?

Same goes for you @Nature - have a nip or two once in a while so you don't go wandering off on us again

Oh, yeah... I certainly need to build up some tolerance. Like you, Jesse, I haven’t had but 2-3 YTD. I may match all of 2019 on day one if I don’t get going.