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Golf Course Bum

Originally Posted by
Tombstone
I missed the Dad's part the first time I read that. I think it made it more entertaining.
I did the same thing ! Thought Jesse had gone off the deep end after that loss
No cigar until you get a par - birdie if it's a scramble !
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Administrator
5 weeks from tomorrow it begins!!
"Hate, it has caused a lot of problems in the world, but has not solved one yet."
― Maya Angelou
Go Vols!
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Mr. Noice
Any updates of attendees, I mean fresh MEAT to this years Cigarfest Orgy??? May have to reappropriate allocations for more body oil and adornments for the new Bums!!! Epic Orgy!!!Noice.
Perpetual optimism is a force multiplier.
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Mr. Noice
Only a few months to go before the Epic Orgy...Any last minute peer pressure, honey can I go with Fred!!! All the cool bums are taking there's....Hope you last minute Orgy bums get that approved kitchen pass....Can I get a Amen?
Perpetual optimism is a force multiplier.
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Hairy Cigar Fairy
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Administrator
Just 19 days left until the party starts! I imagine that
@DogRockets
hasn't left his office yet this month and probably looks like Julian Assange. Don't worry buddy, it ends Monday!
"Hate, it has caused a lot of problems in the world, but has not solved one yet."
― Maya Angelou
Go Vols!
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Hairy Cigar Fairy
For those of you who remember last year
@DogRockets
attempted his hour of power challenge with an Orge 7x70. I have been saving up a few true ogres on 8x80. Who wants in on the challenge. One stick entry fee. Winner takes all. Ogres will be provided.
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Monster Bum
Bums - my head is momentarily above water during tax season, so I'm here for a flash
Yes, I can confirm the rumors, that idiot
@04EDGE40
won't be joining us this year. No deep Vs. No drunk Collin. No father son reunion.
@Horseshoe
and I are arriving late on Wednesday May 1st
@FireTom
is going to grow a pair and ride with us. If I have to talk to his wife, I will. He is a big pussy.
I've also learned
@lvfcrook1503
won't be in attendance either. Has vagina reconstruction surgery.
In light of these absences, we will be forced to take the 2019 Orgy to new epic heights without them.
Viva le Orgy!
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Administrator

Originally Posted by
DogRockets
Bums - my head is momentarily above water during tax season, so I'm here for a flash
Fake News. Jeremy is probably on a wine slushie bender...
"Hate, it has caused a lot of problems in the world, but has not solved one yet."
― Maya Angelou
Go Vols!
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Jumpin’ Railcars and Collectin' Cans

Originally Posted by
dogrockets
bums - my head is momentarily above water during tax season, so i'm here for a flash
yes, i can confirm the rumors, that idiot
@
04edge40
won't be joining us this year. No deep vs. No drunk collin. No father son reunion.
@
horseshoe
and i are arriving late on wednesday may 1st
@
firetom
is going to grow a pair and ride with us. If i have to talk to his wife, i will. He is a big pussy.
I've also learned
@
lvfcrook1503
won't be in attendance either. Has vagina reconstruction surgery.
In light of these absences, we will be forced to take the 2019 orgy to new epic heights without them.
Viva le orgy!
amen brother!!
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