The 5th Annual Cigar Bum Orgy

[FireTom]

I don't think a person can get to PA from here.

I here if you could make it to Indiana there's a whole group of light-loafered fellas that are just dying to give someone a ride to the orgy!

[Old Smokey]

I here if you could make it to Indiana there's a whole group of light-loafered fellas that are just dying to give someone a ride to the orgy!

I think I would have to insist on being the driver. A long drive relaxes me, while a long ride is constipating.