How a baby duck ruined my Ave Maria Lionheart

[Old Smokey]

I am with Kayla on this one, baby ducks really piss me off and I hate them all. You go girl, I got cha back! We don't need no baby ducks!!!

That is what you mean, right?

[Zeede]

Haha, reminds me of the time I walked my dog once, and a rabbit bolted out from a bush in front of us and into one across the street. We just stopped and stared at each other like, "Huh, did you see that?"

[stonecutter2]

That sucks about the cigar. I had an awesome stick I was enjoying during a round of golf last year that slipped out of my hand as we were driving between holes. Fell on the cart path and we immediately rolled over it and smashed it Made me sad. Hopefully the duck will be okay, being that lucky - it was even luckier someone like you cared enough to see it to someplace safe.

Speaking of crazy animal occurrences, My Dad opened the front door of their house to go out and get the mail one day. Our dog was laying in the living room. As the door opened, for whatever reason, a huge raccoon BOLTED into the house, and froze in the middle of the front room and stood up on its back legs. The dog lifted its head up and stared at it, and my Dad stared at in disbelief, too. Then the raccoon spun around and bolted out of the front door just as fast as it had come in. My Dad and the dog just looked at each other, still stunned, like "What the $%^& just happened?"

[cheaphumidors]

That sucks about the cigar. I had an awesome stick I was enjoying during a round of golf last year that slipped out of my hand as we were driving between holes. Fell on the cart path and we immediately rolled over it and smashed it Made me sad. Hopefully the duck will be okay, being that lucky - it was even luckier someone like you cared enough to see it to someplace safe.

Speaking of crazy animal occurrences, My Dad opened the front door of their house to go out and get the mail one day. Our dog was laying in the living room. As the door opened, for whatever reason, a huge raccoon BOLTED into the house, and froze in the middle of the front room and stood up on its back legs. The dog lifted its head up and stared at it, and my Dad stared at in disbelief, too. Then the raccoon spun around and bolted out of the front door just as fast as it had come in. My Dad and the dog just looked at each other, still stunned, like "What the $%^& just happened?"

ANIMALS man! They crazy! I spent my lunch break today rescuing walking catfish from the road next to our warehouse! It has been raining for 20 days straight here so the cat fish are out and about, but they chose a really bad place to walk!

[Emperor Zurg]

ANIMALS man! They crazy! I spent my lunch break today rescuing walking catfish from the road next to our warehouse! It has been raining for 20 days straight here so the cat fish are out and about, but they chose a really bad place to walk!

Aren't those things invasive? Seems like the more of them squished, the better. It's like rescuing zebra mussels.

[cheaphumidors]

Aren't those things invasive? Seems like the more of them squished, the better. It's like rescuing zebra mussels.

DANGIT! Didn't think of that. I didn't even think to look, fish aren't really my forte.

[cheaphumidors]

DANGIT! Didn't think of that. I didn't even think to look, fish aren't really my forte.

But... let's face it. I would have rescued them even if I had known. I'm a sucker for any animals in need. I even save Cuban Anoles from my dogs. I know they are invasive and have destroyed the Green Anole population but I just can't let it happen

[cheaphumidors]

Update on the baby duck....

I just visited the pet store and spoke to the woman who took the poor thing. Apparently it died that night (she thinks of internal bleeding).

Just... fail

[Lynn]

should have cooked it...

[cheaphumidors]

All 2 ounces of it