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Lost no more

Originally Posted by
droy1958
Dun did had a jar of the peechy flaver elixir seerup frum mi cuzin out inn da southeastern hills of Okielahoma. Dangdest lookin' contrapshun you ever sean to get dat peech seerup out of. Wit awl dat firewood cookin' and big ol' stewpot anne dem coiled up hoses an such jus a gurglin' an spittin' out dat flavored seerup iz eenuf to git won nee walkin' drank....errrr drunk....
Wuth th effort ah be think, tho dubt Smokin Monkey's Girlfriend wood say th same ary a Mornin afta y'all dun crawled inter bed...skin full thet peech seerup.
Yore self not bein up peach-a-tive ov Her singin, an otha talents.
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Royal Bum

Originally Posted by
allusred
Wuth th effort ah be think, tho dubt Smokin Monkey's Girlfriend wood say th same ary a Mornin afta y'all dun crawled inter bed...skin full thet peech seerup.
Yore self not bein up peach-a-tive ov Her singin, an otha talents.
Eye's a peach-a-tive of wat she duz wen sheeze likkered up wit da peeches juice, butt dat stuff aint free frum mi cuzin'. shee mor expensive dan jus getting won of dem gurlies hangin' at da' buggar king fine dinin' experience rest raunt over inne da big sity. Also dun't have two deel wit awl dem toofus in her head jus' a' snappin' at mi thingies anne stuff.....
Like my father before me, I will work the land,
And like my brother before me, I took a rebel stand.
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Lost no more

Originally Posted by
droy1958
Eye's a peach-a-tive of wat she duz wen sheeze likkered up wit da peeches juice, butt dat stuff aint free frum mi cuzin'. shee mor expensive dan jus getting won of dem gurlies hangin' at da' buggar king fine dinin' experience rest raunt over inne da big sity. Also dun't have two deel wit awl dem toofus in her head jus' a' snappin' at mi thingies anne stuff.....
Ah doan freeklize dem five stahs rstur ants, lacky a feenunes yah kno...Peekuls doan do..dems wants Nickel n Dimez. s'dint kno the gurlies wuz toof less...butt....wait...doan mean thet...means ta say dems lack a toofs like ta be a precerate fer more'n jes the Elf & Safetie arspecks.
Last edited by allusred; 03-12-2017 at 11:14 PM.
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Royal Bum

Originally Posted by
allusred
Ah doan freeklize dem five stahs rstur ants, lal a feenunes yah kno...s'dint kno themgurlies wuz toof less...butt....wqait...doan mean thet...means ta say dens lack a toofs like ta be precerate fer more'n jes the Elf & Safetie arspecks.
Eye nose dat, butt eye jus want two go fishun' widdout awl dem' gurlies, toof oar knot slobberin' awl over mi bate an' karp bawls anne wurm an' such. Jus wanna' concert trate on katchin' fishes anne relaxin' buy miself four a spell.....
Like my father before me, I will work the land,
And like my brother before me, I took a rebel stand.
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