CI "Fake" Cigars?

[Skeat5353]

LOL, gents! This is what I love about our amazing country. How in the world can a fat dope sit in his backyard and pucker his lips like a baboon over a cigar and then, in some inexplicable way, gain an audience that listens to him? LOLOLOL. Like I said above, until there is some way to measure the various grades of tobacco that produce a cigar, we will be smoking $2 'Premium' Shit Rockets and $18 'Premium' Davidoffs. Blanco is a thief. He knew what he was doing. Let's face it, guys, the only people this really affects are newbs, suckers, and fools. When I buy a $2 cigar, I know exactly what I'm getting--something I can smoke when I'm too drunk to know the difference. It's like JP1979 said in one of his posts in this thread, "He opened up a $2 cigar and discovered it was a $2 cigar." C'mon. I actually bought a 5er of those cigars and smoked one the other night. It sucked, but it was cheap.