Cigar Cutting

[Emperor Zurg]

I carefully put the cuttin board on the counter top...Selected my best meat cleaver, an checked it for sharpness... No dull blade for this..Usin scotch tape I firmly fastened that CHURCHILL to the cuttin board...Then I put a dotted line through the middle of that cigar..I picked up that meat cleaver, an with a smile swung quickly down choppin that CHURCHILL cleanly in HALF...A 2fer...just like steaks

I will not be impressed untill I see you butterfly one o' them Churchills. And then only if you can still smoke it!

I don't really understand all the hubbub over this. If he likes his cigars chopped in half, so be it. Amirite? Smoke what you like and like what you smoke... even cut in half. After all, when it comes down to it, they're just leaves.

[Lynn]

I will not be impressed untill I see you butterfly one o' them Churchills. And then only if you can still smoke it!

I don't really understand all the hubbub over this. If he likes his cigars chopped in half, so be it. Amirite? Smoke what you like and like what you smoke... even cut in half. After all, when it comes down to it, they're just leaves.

I will not be impressed untill I see you butterfly one o' them Churchills. And then only if you can still smoke it!...YOU WANT TO MAKE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL???

[Emperor Zurg]

I will not be impressed untill I see you butterfly one o' them Churchills. And then only if you can still smoke it!...YOU WANT TO MAKE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL???

Not really. I just want to see someone butterfly and smoke a cigar. Doesn't have to be a $60 cigar either, a Ron Mexico would be just fine

[Mister Moo]

Not really. I just want to see someone butterfly and smoke a cigar.

Are we talking a lateral bisection, like a split porkchop? THAT would be an original way to smoke half a cigar.

[Zeede]

I imagine your draw would be a bit too open then, hehe.

[Emperor Zurg]

Are we talking a lateral bisection, like a split porkchop? THAT would be an original way to smoke half a cigar.

I purposely left 'butterflied cigar' open to interpretation. In the event someone wants to try it, it would be hilarious to see what they come up with. Not sure but I think if you butterflied it lengthwise the only way to smoke it would be in a pipe but FEEL FREE TO PROVE ME WRONG!

[Hardheaded]

I purposely left 'butterflied cigar' open to interpretation. In the event someone wants to try it, it would be hilarious to see what they come up with. Not sure but I think if you butterflied it lengthwise the only way to smoke it would be in a pipe but FEEL FREE TO PROVE ME WRONG!

Could probably pull that off with a Leaf by Oscar and a little cigar glue. Or would that be cheating?

[Emperor Zurg]

Could probably pull that off with a Leaf by Oscar and a little cigar glue. Or would that be cheating?

There's no such thing as cheating when it comes to mangling a dog rocket
However, in the spirit of a butterfly steak, both halves must stay together.

[Lynn]

not really. I just want to see someone butterfly and smoke a cigar. Doesn't have to be a $60 cigar either, a ron mexico would be just fine :d

then we got a deal......