Why cigars and not pipes?

[Ropey]

I enjoy both, but pipes can get a little fiddly for me. Sometimes I just wanna cut and light, not screw around with packing, lighting, tamping, lighting, dumping, cleaning, etc.

[Hardheaded]

I enjoy both, but pipes can get a little fiddly for me. Sometimes I just wanna cut and light, not screw around with packing, lighting, tamping, lighting, dumping, cleaning, etc.

This. I light up a pipe once in a while, but it requires far more attention than cut, light, enjoy.