I was just up in the Bay Area a few weeks ago and a friend picked one up there for me for around $50-$60 at a cigar store in San Meteo. Not that that is cheap, but might be cheap enough for you to maybe justify it once.
My dream cigar would be a 50 cab of 1492's. I have only ever seen a cab with 30 left once in my life.
Maximars... I'll look into it. Thanks!!
Mr. Simpson, don't you worry. I saw an episode of Matlock in a bar last night. The sound was down, but I think I got the gist of it.