Quote Originally Posted by Emperor Zurg View Post
How many scantily clad women are you including with each cigar, and do we have to keep them?
To be clear, no scantly clad women are provided with this split. They stayed with the Grand Sultan of Egypt. But I can mostly confirm each cigar was pressed in their cleavage before shipping. If there is a sparkly substance on the cigar it is neither plume nor mold, it is glitter.