Who is in on these Gurkhas?

[DogRockets]

How many scantily clad women are you including with each cigar, and do we have to keep them?

To be clear, no scantly clad women are provided with this split. They stayed with the Grand Sultan of Egypt. But I can mostly confirm each cigar was pressed in their cleavage before shipping. If there is a sparkly substance on the cigar it is neither plume nor mold, it is glitter.

[Emperor Zurg]

To be clear, no scantly clad women are provided with this split. They stayed with the Grand Sultan of Egypt. But I can mostly confirm each cigar was pressed in their cleavage before shipping. If there is a sparkly substance on the cigar it is neither plume nor mold, it is glitter.

Well you said 'they had some overruns'. I can't believe they won't even ship us the overruns of their scantily clad women. Probably for the best tho. Wouldn't want a bunch of them to get loose and go feral.

[TreySC]

To be clear, no scantly clad women are provided with this split. They stayed with the Grand Sultan of Egypt. But I can mostly confirm each cigar was pressed in their cleavage before shipping. If there is a sparkly substance on the cigar it is neither plume nor mold, it is titty sprinkles.

fixed for ya

[droy1958]

To be clear, no scantly clad women are provided with this split. They stayed with the Grand Sultan of Egypt. But I can mostly confirm each cigar was pressed in their cleavage before shipping. If there is a sparkly substance on the cigar it is neither plume nor mold, it is glitter.

When you put sp!it and women in the same sentence I get confused....