Help me decide - I can't be an idiot again

[Tobias Lutz]

Look at this Gurkha go!

That couldn't possibly be a Gurkha; it hasn't blown-up in your face, dyed your hands purple, or begun bleeding orangutan semen...and you're over halfway through. I read on the internet that they ALL do that, and if you read it on the interwebs it must be true

[DogRockets]

That couldn't possibly be a Gurkha; it hasn't blown-up in your face, dyed your hands purple, or begun bleeding orangutan semen...and you're over halfway through. I read on the internet that they ALL do that, and if you read it on the interwebs it must be true

I had an ash over 4 inches on that bad boy! @Horseshoe s wife would love for him to have anything over 4 inches

[Horseshoe]

I had an ash over 4 inches on that bad boy! @Horseshoe s wife would love for him to have anything over 4 inches

You're an idiot. Lol!