I've decided to quit smoking

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Theres a guy at my B&M whos constantly falling asleep, often with a cigar in his hand. We quip about tying a string to it and around his wrist...like mittens

There was a head shrinker, big time one, in this state, smoked Cubans, well didnt really smoke them, just chewed on them without ever lighting one up.Was said to've often been found sitting behind his desk sound asleep with a cigar clamped betwixt his teeth.Wonder if he might not have actually smoked cigars when at home.Travelled by train because he couldn't get a drivers license, his Daughter drove him daily to and from the train station.Perhaps it does take a head case to treat head cases.
And they say "Monkeys is the funniest people."