How low can you go...

[Chad Vegas]

LOL
I don't think the Mrs. would like that idea too tough!

I have the perfect plan! First invite her to a spa retreat. While she is being pampered bolt every piece of furniture in your house to the ceiling, then get her drunk on the way home from the spa. You can do this by having a picnic with no food, only port wine. Then when you guys stagger home & crash out you can blame it all on her when she wakes up. Problem solved, hang it from the ceiling!

[jhedrick83]

You can do this by having a picnic with no food, only port wine.

Sounds like you know this as fact. Have you done the research in your own lab?