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    Quote Originally Posted by allusred View Post
    Hope it waren't Smokin Monkey'ws gurl fernd you heered thet from.

    Sweet innocent lil gal lake thet bin took vantage of...lordy say it ain't so.

    Well I'll have to admit she took advantage of me. I don't know what was going on with him and the monkey ho. Being part Asian she must have thought my yellow skin was a banana or sumptin'. I woke up with a quite guilty feeling. I told her not to call me, as I would call her after I process the evening. I think I may need to get a Yale or Cornell professor to get me some Play-Doh, coloring books, comfort food and a therapy dog to get through this. I find myself crying a little more than usual.......
    Like my father before me, I will work the land,
    And like my brother before me, I took a rebel stand.

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    Lost no more allusred's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by droy1958 View Post
    Well I'll have to admit she took advantage of me. I don't know what was going on with him and the monkey ho. Being part Asian she must have thought my yellow skin was a banana or sumptin'. I woke up with a quite guilty feeling. I told her not to call me, as I would call her after I process the evening. I think I may need to get a Yale or Cornell professor to get me some Play-Doh, coloring books, comfort food and a therapy dog to get through this. I find myself crying a little more than usual.......
    David, at first I didn't understand why Smokin' Monkey's Girl Friend seemed so sad.When she asked for a certain song, I couldn't figure why with her sweet and lovely voice she didn't just sing it to you herself. Not sure what she meant, but she swears there are times she is doing "something" and cant sing right then.All I could think of was how nimbley she can roll fish balls with hands and feet, Filling buckets so quickly whilest singing.She sez the only song she feels like singing now is Stormy Weather. Can't picture her sad, unsmilinig. So am including a photo of her smiling away with that starlight sparkle in her eyes.

    Oh, and here's the song she wants you listen to while she joins you in your " safe place" says you wont need the Play Doh, coloring books,etc once you are in her arms again.
    "Wake Up And Love Me."
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMbfwkhKOSY
    Edit: Forgot she also wanted you to get this message.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgp6OMebtQc
    Last edited by allusred; 11-15-2016 at 06:09 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by allusred View Post
    David, at first I didn't understand why Smokin' Monkey's Girl Friend seemed so sad.When she asked for a certain song, I couldn't figure why with her sweet and lovely voice she didn't just sing it to you herself. Not sure what she meant, but she swears there are times she is doing "something" and cant sing right then.All I could think of was how nimbley she can roll fish balls with hands and feet, Filling buckets so quickly whilest singing.She sez the only song she feels like singing now is Stormy Weather. Can't picture her sad, unsmilinig. So am including a photo of her smiling away with that starlight sparkle in her eyes.

    Oh, and here's the song she wants you listen to while she joins you in your " safe place" says you wont need the Play Doh, coloring books,etc once you are in her arms again.
    "Wake Up And Love Me."
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMbfwkhKOSY
    Edit: Forgot she also wanted you to get this message.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgp6OMebtQc
    She's a looker for sure.......
    Like my father before me, I will work the land,
    And like my brother before me, I took a rebel stand.

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