Questions You Thought Were Too Dumb to Ask

[BrianWilliams]

When you're enjoying your favorite pre-embargo Cuban or Dark Shark and you accidently drop some ash onto your 15th Century Ming Dynasty rug, do you call your butler or your maid to clean it up? I'm not to proud to admit I've had both clean it up but I'm not sure which is more appropriate.

[Tobias Lutz]

When you're enjoying your favorite pre-embargo Cuban or Dark Shark and you accidently drop some ash onto your 15th Century Ming Dynasty rug, do you call your butler or your maid to clean it up? I'm not to proud to admit I've had both clean it up but I'm not sure which is more appropriate.

If you wish to be formal, I don't see how you can do anything other than having the maid clean it up while seated upon a saddle, firmly girded to the butler's back. If you're entertaining heads of state it would be appropriate to make sure she is wielding a leather riding crop as well (black if it is after Labor Day)

[herman]

If you wish to be formal, I don't see how you can do anything other than having the maid clean it up while seated upon a saddle, firmly girded to the butler's back. If you're entertaining heads of state it would be appropriate to make sure she is wielding a leather riding crop as well (black if it is after Labor Day)

wtf did i just read today?
and if you were rich enough, say perhaps the butler were Mitt Romney, who would the maid be?

[Browns7213]

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