Sex and Cigars

[AlanS]

I usually smoke out on the front porch and dont think the Warden wants to tie wild oats in front of the neighbors or the kids in the school yard. I too am in the no bueno camp here!
Aside from that the only thing I want smoking in the bedroom is Momma.

[Cigarer]

As the former president Bill Clinton says....Well nevermind...... None of the above for me, but if I HAD to choose it'd be after, if it was good. Before, if I was trying to talk myself into it.