Quote Originally Posted by Hardheaded View Post
Too bad I don't have one of those Lost and Found Skin Suit cigars to complete everything. You know, a skin suit in my birthday suit.

Actually, on second thought that sounds a bit wierd.
May I suggest an Asylum 13 80x8 Gordo size? An impressive 8 inch, 80 ring gauge cigar. You can compare your...um...you know...to that thing and see how they match up size wise to each other.