Quote Originally Posted by Old Smokey View Post
About a month ago I saw the old HS football coach sitting in his car at Walmart. I went over to say hi and he was smoking a cigar. I commented on his cigar and he reached in his glove box and insisted I take one. It was a Swisher. I threw it in my glove box and forgot about it until about a week ago and decided to fire it up. Smoked about half of it and threw it out the window. It didn't really fit my flavor profile.

I am tired of being freshly homeless!
Was this as depressing in real life as I'm imagining it to be? Old football coach choking down Swishers in his car at Walmart? Might wanna keep an eye on this guy for his own well being.