Quote Originally Posted by Old Smokey View Post
Well KaBob, the way my procrastinator is workin and the way Mrs Smokey keeps bossing me around, my cigar chores keep getting tossed to the back burner. Doesn't she understand that I'm a sensitive human being and have feelings and wants and needs too? I even have to cook néekid like I'm a piece of meat.

A good friend sent me a 2# bag of Kona coffee beans and the first pot is almost ready. I love fresh roast Kona beans.Then Mrs Smokey has my day planned out again. Shopping, naked cookin and cleanin. It borders on abuse, but I kinda like it. And of course my afternoon nap.
Sorter speckled that You licked,,,er...liked thet sorter a-buse, caint membur the name wot it are called. No kind a how unnerstand You bein set agin Mrs. smokey haulin You orf to shopping. How de Debil else goan get You a proper fittin collar an lead rope? You knows thet all You needs do to ketch a smoke wen wanton tis let Mr. Smokey know you wants ta visit a Fire Hydrant. Mrs. Smokey haint goan be lookin to be sure You is hoppying round on one laig an You kin enjoy to smoke a seegar.