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Royal Bum

Originally Posted by
allusred
Brian,
I've very little room here, but fairly certain I could find room to store 4 - 5 -6 K of smokes for you.
Sadly however there's always a chance that Droy might kick Smoking Monkey out,
and should he show up here that lad might without my knowledge raid your stash.
Hope you'll understand that much as I'd like to smoke....errrr....meant to say store a few thousand
of your excess smokes, fear I can not help you out regarding storage.
Such a gracious offer Bob!
Thx, but it's looking like the weather is about to break & I may be able to start getting that 1 - 2 smokes/day so I'm going to need my stash close at hand!
Besides Smoking Monkey sounds like a pest I would have to exterminate.
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Originally Posted by
Brimy
Such a gracious offer Bob!
Thx, but it's looking like the weather is about to break & I may be able to start getting that 1 - 2 smokes/day so I'm going to need my stash close at hand!
Besides Smoking Monkey sounds like a pest I would have to exterminate.
Hopefully Droy will make certain Smokin Monkey doesn't see this post .
S. M. is quite sensitive and his feeling would surely be hurt if he were to think someone would view him as a pest.
Incase you might have S. M. confused with some other....just look at his open, friendly face.
Smoking Monkey.
Aint he th cutest lad?
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Royal Bum

Originally Posted by
allusred
Hopefully Droy will make certain Smokin Monkey doesn't see this post .
S. M. is quite sensitive and his feeling would surely be hurt if he were to think someone would view him as a pest.
Incase you might have S. M. confused with some other....just look at his open, friendly face.
Smoking Monkey.
Aint he th cutest lad?
Don't be fooled.....He and the squealing b!tch he runs with are demons!.....
Like my father before me, I will work the land,
And like my brother before me, I took a rebel stand.
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Originally Posted by
droy1958
Don't be fooled.....He and the squealing b!tch he runs with are demons!.....
Rumor has it, Mrs Smokin Monkey is a howler.
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Royal Bum

Originally Posted by
Old Smokey
Rumor has it, Mrs Smokin Monkey is a howler.
She's a howler all right!....
Like my father before me, I will work the land,
And like my brother before me, I took a rebel stand.
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Originally Posted by
droy1958
She's a howler all right!....
Me thinks the lad doth complain too loudly, only to conceal his fear that some one might try to steal away her affections.
Young love how sweet it is.
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Royal Bum

Originally Posted by
allusred
Me thinks the lad doth complain too loudly, only to conceal his fear that some one might try to steal away her affections.
Young love how sweet it is.
But I, with a strong dose of old man love, am too damn tired after these exercises to make much noise besides heavy breathing that leads to snoring near after.....
Like my father before me, I will work the land,
And like my brother before me, I took a rebel stand.
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Originally Posted by
Old Smokey
Rumor has it, Mrs Smokin Monkey is a howler.
As near as I can recall it was a few weeks after Smokin Monkey's sweet innocent Girlfriend caught up with him here
( seems he forgot to let her know he was moving.,east how that's what he told her ) He slipped away, and took up with Droy.
His Sweet innocent little Girlfriend missed him badly cause soon's She wrangled His location from me, She headed for the nearest truck stop to hitch, or 'work ' her way to His side. Shortly after arriving to reunite with S. M. Droy stole her heart, or rather seduced that Sweet lil Gal into spending the nights beside or astride him.
I'd, not say She's a Howler ( see what you did there, yup ) but rather should say that besides being quite athletic, innovative and untiring in her love making she does sing all those hours every night. Has a vast repertoire of songs Blues, French Ye Ye, as well as Basque. Her voice is has an impressive range. from the sound of a Cyclone warning siren to that of a Wood Chipper to thoughout the night's lovemaking. Shame that so many who dwelt within a few miles of Droy's abode chose to move farther away. Perhaps they for some strange reason failed to appreciate those sweet sounds night after night.
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Royal Bum

Originally Posted by
allusred
As near as I can recall it was a few weeks after Smokin Monkey's sweet innocent Girlfriend caught up with him here
( seems he forgot to let her know he was moving.,east how that's what he told her ) He slipped away, and took up with Droy.
His Sweet innocent little Girlfriend missed him badly cause soon's She wrangled His location from me, She headed for the nearest truck stop to hitch, or 'work ' her way to His side. Shortly after arriving to reunite with S. M. Droy stole her heart, or rather seduced that Sweet lil Gal into spending the nights beside or astride him.
I'd, not say She's a Howler ( see what you did there, yup ) but rather should say that besides being quite athletic, innovative and untiring in her love making she does sing all those hours every night. Has a vast repertoire of songs Blues, French Ye Ye, as well as Basque. Her voice is has an impressive range. from the sound of a Cyclone warning siren to that of a Wood Chipper to thoughout the night's lovemaking. Shame that so many who dwelt within a few miles of Droy's abode chose to move farther away. Perhaps they for some strange reason failed to appreciate those sweet sounds night after night.
Hmmmmmm........seems to me that you know more about her than I do? Perhaps took up residence with you until you pawned her off on me after she got into the Pepin's?.......Hmmmm........
Like my father before me, I will work the land,
And like my brother before me, I took a rebel stand.
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Originally Posted by
droy1958
Hmmmmmm........seems to me that you know more about her than I do? Perhaps took up residence with you until you pawned her off on me after she got into the Pepin's?.......Hmmmm........
David, Me thinks Bob may have soiled the fair Miss Howler and is the father of Smokin Monkey. DNA testing might be a wise choice. Like sands through the hourglass, blah blah blah.
Last edited by Old Smokey; 03-03-2018 at 02:09 PM.
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