Quote Originally Posted by JollyRogers View Post
Hey All,

So had a recent screw up by UPS that made me laugh and figured other people had some good ones to share.

My recent cigar bid order, I live in Metairie...


Apparently UPS decided to take my cigars on a tour of south Louisiana. Down to within 5 minutes of my house, out to Baton Rouge about an hour and 15 away and then back to the post office in my neighborhood...where it will take another day to get to me...
This should have one of the mandated Elf&Safety warnings attached.
There is one helluva risk involved in trying to out how these things are routed, re routed,etc.
Some of the these errors may cause packages caught up in these C.J. to be ground down to dust by the wear and tear they get.
Sometimes the code gets misread and that package will do the Bermuda Triangle holiday tour for all the time this planet has left.
Play it safe..... assign blame to Horseshoe, pour a drink, light up a cigar, repeat as often as required until all traces of this(and with luck of you know who) have been scrubbed from your memory.
Then have at least one more drink...and hie on over to the PWI thread.