ATTENTION: CB Pipe Tobacco Review Bombing Run Version 2.0

[NeverBend]

For the record:

• I'll send samples after I have tobacco and sealing bags in hand, about week to 10 days.
• Say Strong or Mild when you sign up, just that - no explanation and I may accommodate. Mild may still get you a pant filler. If you explain I'll send partially smoked Mixture #79.
• No cussin' or spittin' in the reviews unless yer chewin' it.
• Sale at 4Noggins tomorrow (TT: @tmoran ) so range of mixtures subject to change but still non-aro.
• Should my wife call you, tell her; He sent nothing! If your SO calls me I will deny knowing you.
• Don't thank me unless there's cash in you package.

Double Lutz with a Loop

[Alligator Gar]

[*]Say Strong or Mild when you sign up, just that - no explanation and I may accommodate.

Strong as balls, please.

[NeverBend]

[*]Say Strong or Mild when you sign up, just that - no explanation and I may accommodate.

Strong as balls, please.

What an intrepid bunch of smokers. The last guy to attempt a bowl of Brown Boogie hasn't been right in the mind for 12 years. Oops! That's me! See!

(sorry, I have no more Brown Boogie - I must have smoked it all).

[NeverBend]

[*]Say Strong or Mild when you sign up, just that - no explanation and I may accommodate.

Strong as balls, please.

Hey Jim,

Do you know New Smyrna Beach?

You guys are writing great stories! Pulitzer candidates for sure.

[Alligator Gar]

Hey Jim,

Do you know New Smyrna Beach?

You guys are writing great stories! Pulitzer candidates for sure.

I am intimately acquainted with NSB. We wouldn't have news in these parts if it wasn't for those guys.

[NeverBend]

I am intimately acquainted with NSB. We wouldn't have news in these parts if it wasn't for those guys.

Jim,

Some news that you may not have heard yet is that my mother-in-law lives in New Smyrna Beach so please, if you must go there, bring garlic, crosses, a wooden stake (a steak too) and a mallet because I'm not convinced that she's not a vampire and she certainly seems to be undead!!

[GWBowman]

• Don't thank me unless there's cash in you package.

Double Lutz with a Loop

Based on a previous statement by our sponsor, I will not go on about how gracious and generous he was (very). There will be no mention of how much I have enjoyed this (greatly), or how appreciative I am for having been given this opportunity (extremely).

[Tobias Lutz]

Based on a previous statement by our sponsor, I will not go on about how gracious and generous he was (very). There will be no mention of how much I have enjoyed this (greatly), or how appreciative I am for having been given this opportunity (extremely).

He sent cash, didn't he?