lol, next step is Tobacco Hoarders: Buried Alive...film crew in your house trying to take it all in, walking through narrow paths of stacked jars and coolers while you try to explain why you need to keep it all.

I went out and googled "hoarders" to drop an illustrative pic here, but then realized I didn't want to mess up this beautiful thread like that. That's a very cool collection, and I love the way you've got it organized and stored.