Chinese Corn Cob pipes

[Mister Moo]

Bought one for curiousity sake. As cited above the label covered a hole in the heel. Pitched it.

If I recall it was Chinese production that shipped us poison dog-killing pet food, dangerous children's toys and baby formula laced with highly toxic melamine flame retardant. I'd rather put my dogs tail in my mouth. Tell the P&C club they have lost their compass if not their minds.

[Emperor Zurg]

If I recall it was Chinese production that shipped us... baby formula laced with highly toxic melamine flame retardant.

Yeah well you don't want your baby to burst into flames do you? Safety first I guess...