Finally found a straight burley I can stand, and it’s a cheap one.

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OK, try this experiment - shave all the hair off of your chest, then smoke a bowl or two of Five Brothers, then watch it grow back within about 15 minutes

Seriously, you must have some resistance to Uncle Nic, bcs that's some strong stuff.

It's more manlier that Peterson Irish Flake? OK, not a straight burley blend - but it has burley in it... and it was so stout that the first time I tried it I was watching purple flamingos and a line of pigs do a CanCan across the ceiling while I debated Frodo Baggins and Carl Jung on the theory of Synchronisity.

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It's more manlier that Peterson Irish Flake? OK, not a straight burley blend - but it has burley in it... and it was so stout that the first time I tried it I was watching purple flamingos and a line of pigs do a CanCan across the ceiling while I debated Frodo Baggins and Carl Jung on the theory of Synchronisity.

Nope, haven't tried that one (& based on your description, I think I'd remember).