Warren, THANK YOU FOR THIS POST. I think you described nearly everyone's first pipe experience spot-on. I started with a pouch of Captain Black, a Dr Grabow & a scorched tongue. I smoked that sucker so hot it bubbled the finish off.
If you're wondering how enjoyable & relaxing pipe smoking can be, join in on the fun!
P.S. Anyone can absolutely feel free to PM me if they have any pipe smoking questions, I am more than happy to help. Otherwise, post your questions here.