Surprise!!!
It came back this morning. This only happened to me once before: when I sent a package to Shemp in NYC a few years ago.

Please send me yer address once again in a PM so I can check to see if that is the problem. I will open the package to make sure everything is still sealed and fresh. I checked the package against the address you gave me and they are the same. If you sent me the wrong address I will box it all up, and send it off to yer correct address. If ya sent me the right address the first time, and it's the USPS's fault, I'll add to the pipe tobacco samples, snuff, and local microbrewery loot or booty (pirates like loot and booty, right?), by adding a few STICKS (of tnt[nudge-nudge, wink-wink]).