Newbie Sampler Trade for Pipes

[Pugsley]

Received the package from B daddy today and I have to report that he broke the rules. Instead of sending the agreed upon tin of Escudo, he sent a tin of H&H Classic Burley Kake plus a tin of Escudo, two of my top 5 favorites. This transgression cannot go unpunished. Remember, I know where you live, and someday, when you least expect it, I will take my revenge.

[B daddy]

Received the package from B daddy today and I have to report that he broke the rules. Instead of sending the agreed upon tin of Escudo, he sent a tin of H&H Classic Burley Kake plus a tin of Escudo, two of my top 5 favorites. This transgression cannot go unpunished. Remember, I know where you live, and someday, when you least expect it, I will take my revenge.

Oh, you've got a lot of nerve to complain after this vulgar display of generosity.
Warren, I can't thank you enough. 0-60 in five seconds. You have singlehandedly created a piper.
Thank you.