"Excellent, near mint smoked condition with NO major defects whatsoever"

Prrffff prrrfff prrfff prrrffff....Pay no attention to that San Andreas sized crack on the shank that isn't going to magically get better by itself (waving his hand Jedi-like in front of your face)

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